Pune Trip - Intro

Before I start with the so-called travelogue, let me put a few words of introduction for all of us…

Mr J: Deserves to be classified as a different species. Is found sleeping (read dead) when he-is-sleeping, and glued to the computer when he-is-not-sleeping. His computer is the woman in his life (till now), no wonder he spends the whole night with it. I won’t be surprised if he actually gifts me a C program on my birthday...!!!

Mr D: He is a potential guinea pig for Ganzfled experiment and scientists interested parapsychology. During exams, a person listening to music with earphones plugged into his ears in another room, distant enough, is capable of disturbing his studies, and that too, thorough closed doors..! Now that was interesting…?? a-gone-case, a-complete-moron.

Mr P: He needs no introduction, rather introduction needs him. He is next to Harry Stamper, when it comes to drilling. Oil rigs to rock ‘beds’ he has drilled them all. Always ends up making a wrong choice at the restaurant. And yeah, he expects the lions to be vegetarian, if kept in a zoo owned by him.

Mr B: I guess he is the first person to choose a nickname for himself and popularize it along, out of N number of ways to do something, he would go for the one that is at odd against the rest (considered unique), with his idiosyncratic style of doing things which he refers to as “bond-style” (James wala Bond, arre ha bhai… wohi 007), having said that, once he is into something, it certainly is going to be immaculate.

Mr S: Closely resembles a polar bear, hibernates blissfully in winters and summers as well. Apart for sleeping and taking on the phone, he also listens (and makes us listen) to “strings” over and again. He is an excellent and a lazy cook, and that’s where we envy your to-be-wife dude..! ;) The “eddy-teddy” concept if taken seriously can actually bring him some luck… who knows maybe it did..!!

Mr A: Has a HD (higher definition) for everyone… ;) he was the only confidant and consultant for all broken-hearts, and losers traumatized by the aftermath of break-offs, in the college hostel. Apart from that he is also Mr P’s consultant when it comes to ordering something in a continental joint, to which Mr P never agrees.

Mr K: Never discuss a hindi (especially shahrukh khan’s) movie with him, his disparaging comments with reference to the little details can actually convince you that Mallika Sherawat is as sexy as Medha Pathkar.

Mr N: He has always maintained a good-boy (and also good-looking-boy) image among our department lecturers (ladies in particular), which was as deceiving as pepsi mixed with wisky, taking into consideration his ardent photography in our kerela trip... ;) He is also Mr P’s present shopping and style consultant, to whom Mr P finally agrees. He can convince (read change his mind) Mr P…!!

(Though Mr V was not there for the trip, due to reasons inevitable, this post will be incomplete without a mention of him...)

Mr V: Its midnight somewhere around 2 A.M and we are about to sleep, we receive an SMS - “I am at the beach, its drizzling, in the company of stars…”, he decides to walk from beach to my place (which is around 10 Kms) "bare-feet", just because he felt like walking bare-feet. Like a telephone in a purani-haveli, any moment he can start singing raucously, mostly in public places like malls, bus… etc, the only solution to escape a public beating is - pretend you don’t know him. Yeah that’s Mr V for you. Dude we missed u and your singing talents bigtime..!!!


PS:
1. Some of the jokes are part of a sequence, and may seem rubbish. i don't deny the chances of the entire thing appear rubbish to you ;)

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