Birthdays and Me

Incident 1

This is an incident which took place in the month of January this year. I woke up in the morning and it came to my mind that tomorrow is my friend’s birthday and unlike last year… this time I should not wish him belated. He is one of my close pals. Without any further delay I reached for my sophisticated cell phone (Nokia 1100) and added a reminder for 11:59 pm that night. At 11:45 pm I receive a call…

Friend: Hello
Me: Hi
Friend: Is everything okay with you…? (sounds concerned)
Me: Haan, mereko kya ho sakta hai…
Friend: To sale besharam… Call kyu nei kiya ? (curious now..)
Me: Saale, tu meri girl friend hai jo tujhe roj call karu..???
(trying to act smart..)
Friend: Mera birthday hai besharam (angry and irritated)
Me: Kaun si ghari pehenta hai be…? abhi tak 12 nei baje hai..
(Confident and proud of my own HMT watch)
Friend: Mera birthday aaj tha… not tomorrow.(disgusted)
Me: ????????
Friend: @#$#*&&@@###
(uses the most prestigious words he can use for me)
Me: ????


Incident 2

This is another incident which took place a few days later… I called up a friend of mine… another close pal… it was his birthday

Me: Hi
Friend: Hello (Expecting something)
Me: I had a doubt yaar…
Friend: Ya, tell me… (suspicious now)
Me: Is it your birthday today…???
Friend: #@$*!&%###@!!!$**##
(uses a GRE level vocabulary)
Me: Aare, I just wanted to confirm before wishing you…
Friend: #@$*!&%###@!!!$**##
(repeats his GRE level vocab)
Me: ????

Incident 3

I called another friend of mine... on his birthday... another close firend okay...

Friend: Hello
Me: Happpy Birthday to you... Happy Birthday to.... (Singing...)
Friend: #@@##$%##@... My birthday was 11th September, not 11th November.
Me: ???? (Singing stops)


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